{"product_id":"not-today-satan-t-shirt","title":"Not Today Satan T-shirt*","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eNot Today Satan\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e😈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot today. Not tomorrow. Not ever. This bold demon design features a badass horned devil with his arms crossed, surrounded by bats and a grinning jack-o'-lantern — because some days you just have to tell the darkness to sit down. Perfect for Halloween, spooky season, or every damn day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe Demon Collection\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eat \u003cem\u003eMystic Moon Emporium.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eThe shirt:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003ePrinted on a Gildan G500 Adult Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (5.3 oz.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e100% preshrunk cotton — midweight, soft, durable, and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eClassic fit with seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eTearaway label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-1 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eAvailable in [need the colors]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e All sales are final on printed apparel — no returns or exchanges, so double-check the size chart before you order. Each shirt is printed to order just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5.3 oz.,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% preshrunk cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless rib at neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped shoulder-to-shoulder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-topstitched, classic width, rib collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafety Green is compliant with ANSI \/ ISEA 107 high-visibility 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