If You Can't Fly With The Big Girls Stay Off The Broom T-Shirt*

If You Can't Fly With The Big Girls, Stay Off The Broom 🧹

Some of us were born flying at full altitude. This sassy witch and her broom carry the warning loud and clear: If You Can't Fly With The Big Girls, Stay Off The Broom. Bold, witchy, and zero apologies — made for Halloween parties, girls' nights, spooky season, and every day you feel like reminding the world who they're dealing with.

Part of The Spooky Collection at Mystic Moon Emporium.

The shirt:

• Printed on a Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (6 oz.)
• 100% cotton — heavyweight, durable, holds its shape wash after wash
• Classic fit with seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders
• Tearaway label
• Available in Black, White, Ash, and Dark Heather.

Please note: All sales are final on printed apparel — no returns or exchanges, so double-check the size chart before you order. Each shirt is printed to order just for you.

Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt

• 6 oz. 100% USA cotton

• Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50

• Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Tear away label

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy