Not Today Satan T-shirt*
Not Today Satan 😈
Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever. This bold demon design features a badass horned devil with his arms crossed, surrounded by bats and a grinning jack-o'-lantern — because some days you just have to tell the darkness to sit down. Perfect for Halloween, spooky season, or every damn day.
Part of The Demon Collection at Mystic Moon Emporium.
The shirt:
- Printed on a Gildan G500 Adult Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (5.3 oz.)
- 100% preshrunk cotton — midweight, soft, durable, and built to last
- Classic fit with seamless double-needle collar and taped neck and shoulders
- Tearaway label
- Available in [need the colors]
Please note: All sales are final on printed apparel — no returns or exchanges, so double-check the size chart before you order. Each shirt is printed to order just for you.
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz.,
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |
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