May Your Enemies Be Mildly Inconvenienced*

May Your Enemies Be Mildly Inconvenienced 🔮

For those days when you're feeling a bit sassy, skip the hexes and opt for a classic micro-curse instead. This tee is designed for the modern mystic who prefers their revenge served room temperature — like a minor traffic jam or a missing left shoe. Whether you're out running errands or brewing up low-stakes drama, this shirt delivers the perfect blend of dark humor and effortless style. Keep it cozy, keep it witty, and keep your enemies guessing.

Part of the Petty Witch Collection at Mystic Moon Emporium.

The shirt:

• Printed on a Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton T-Shirt (6.0 oz.)
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey knit — dense, premium feel that keeps its shape wash after wash
• Classic fit with seamless double-needle 7/8" topstitched collar and taped neck and shoulders
• Tearaway label — nothing but soft fabric against your skin
• Available in Black

Please note: All sales are final on printed apparel — no returns or exchanges, so double-check the size chart before you order. Each shirt is printed to order just for you.

Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt

• 6 oz. 100% USA cotton

• Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50

• Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Tear-away label

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

• Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy